GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
tanku: this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
andthewholetownunderwater: itsjeremiah: In the top 10 greatest things Ive ever reblogged
tlyudacris: miaism: campaign to stop putting raisins in food
Spending half a film wondering what you had...
nargles-stole-my-tardis: para-moriarty: cbbred: nicoosuxx: Holy shit, it’s scary how accurate this is. Every film I ever watch at home. Every film.
Anonymous asked: Why are you so perfect?
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in America: man throws intestines at police
romanisreloaded: so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
white vs. asian parents
white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI
soshootastar: who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
When your parents stay beside you while surfing