March 2012
radiobread2:
im the ugliest crier in the entire world i mean there is always alot of snot and sometimes it gets on my hair and i bawl and make noises somewhat like a beluga whale trying to attract a mate and my mouth is usually open the whole time and my face turns like bright red i put kim kardashian’s crying face to shame
When you get into a fight.. →
this is how you think you look:
but this is how you really look:
mrpersonguyman:
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
Some people are just too insensitive to continue living.
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
berserkk-as-fuck:
we aren’t PEOPLE anymore
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
Watch
hotbabysitter:
Well… happy birthday Megan.
I’m allergic to effort
Ellen Degeneres for President.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
I live a Timmy Turner life
Friends: Where’d you meet these people?
Me:
February 2012
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dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
