I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.
Lee is my hero.
a novel about a girl in high school who’s popular, likable and fashionably inclined with a fair amount of consensual sexual partners who is bullied by the quirky new girl who thinks she’s so much more special because she doesn’t wear makeup and isn’t “slutty” and every girl is a carbon copy except for her
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
Girl: Come over
Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes
Girl: My parents arent home
Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit
beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree
Canadian police on the job.
THIS DOG IS BETTER AT ART THAN I AM ARE U KIDDING ME
how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?